Authored by Kit Knightly via Off-Guardian.org,

The list of countries that want to “ban social media for children” (read: identity-gate internet access) just continues to grow and grow.

There’s Germany…

At least Merz is being somewhat honest about the intention – ending anonymity.

Meanwhile, Greece is doing it to “protect democracy”…

And Canada is still clinging to the “protect kids” line:

So is Brazil:

Not to mention France, Spain, Austria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Finland, Greece, Italy, and Slovenia [link].

Social media bans are the newest trend. Heads of state, like Mad Men-style 60s housewives, are seeing what their neighbors have and jealously demanding their own.

Not since the early days of Covid have our world leaders demonstrated such school-of-fish-like hivemind synchronization.

It’s all just a coincidence, I’m sure.

Even the US, a supposed bastion of freedom under The Don, is inevitably heading in the same direction.

That’s the reason for the big “social media trial”, contrived performance theatre to air the anti-algorithm grievances of bereaved parents who or may not be real, and engage the increasingly hysterical sentiments of the digital mob.

America may be the last domino to fall, it may even be relegated to a state-level matter, but fall it will.

And that will be that.

It’s another reason why the proposed VPN ban may come to nothing, because there’s no point in spoofing your IP to another country if every country on earth requires digital ID anyway.

This is the wall of a digital prison closing in, and it’s far more important than the alleged arrest of Prince Andrew.

Which is why THAT is on every front page in the country, and THIS is not.