●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate●ACME paid $4M to ZENITH for 'AI services' • ZENITH paid $4M to ACME for 'AI infra'●FORGE.io booked $12M ARR (12 customers, all founded by their investors)●VERTEX swapped $800K with NIMBUS — both reported 4x QoQ growth 📈●OAK & PINE routed $2.1M through a Cayman LLC. Series C closing Friday.●Chime us if your CFO is also your roommate