世界杯:啤酒在哪儿?
World Cup: Where's The Beer?

原始链接: https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/world-cup-wheres-beer

诺埃尔·威廉姆斯(Noel Williams)在《美国思想家》(American Thinker)撰文指出,随着游客涌入美国,世界杯正成功地促进国际团结。作者认为,外国球迷非常享受美国的待客之道、自然风光和美食,他们眼中的美国远比那些被作者斥为“反美”的国内批评家所描述的更具吸引力。 此次赛事的一大亮点是到访球迷的巨大热情,尤其是苏格兰和英格兰球迷,他们展现了惊人的当地啤酒消费能力。作者借英格兰球迷抵达波士顿一事,俏皮地提到了美国独立战争,暗示美国的“富饶”以及游客的积极体验,证明了美国作为希望灯塔的持久地位。文章最后总结道,这些国际访客的快乐证明了国家的伟大,这与政治左翼和主流媒体所宣传的论调形成了鲜明对比。

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原文

Authored by Noel Williams via AmericanThinker.com,

So far, the World Cup is living up to Gianni Infantino’s (FIFA President) clarion call to “unite the world” (or at least the participating nations therein).

Of course, that could quickly change when we get to the knockout stages of the tournament when they're more overwrought emotions and rivalries are more intense.

In the meantime, soccer fans from far-flung places are reveling in America’s beauty and bounty.

They appreciate America more than Dems, which is not surprising since most Dems are anti-American.

There are three glorious American attributes that are drawing particular praise from our World Cup visitors: the warmth and friendliness of the people (they must not be commingling with Dems), the natural beauty of the country, and the food.

But what about the beer?!

Scotland fans drank the pubs in Boston dry. At the Adams Taproom, they drank four times as much Boston Lager as the bar usually sells.

They better call for emergency deliveries because guess who’s in town next? England!

The English, like the Scots and other fans, are also loving America.

It must be a relief to breathe deep the fresh American air, and evade the P.C. Police in blighted Old Blighty.

The Three Lions (nickname for their teams) will play Ghana at Gillette Stadium (aka, Boston Stadium during the World Cup) next Tuesday — and they are not known to be teetotalers. 

This exuberant fan is not atypical as he endeavored to get drunk before, during, and after the game against Croatia in Dallas.

To the birthplace of the American Revolution: The English are coming, the English are coming. Let’s have a proper Boston Beer Party. Should they turn into unruly hooligans, there’s always Boston Harbor to sober them up.

Even if the ale and lager procurers underestimate the fans’ drinking prowess, America’s munificence is unparalleled.

It’s so refreshing to hear the objective opinions of our gracious visitors (mostly unaffected and uninfected by TDS), contrasted to the damning Dems.

For example, imagine the leftist angst incurred when a fan admired a scantily-clad cheerleader; the Scot in this sincere scene was simply agog (I doubt the Scottish ladies tartan tans compare).

No longer dependent on the leftist press, our World Cup visitors can believe their “lying eyes”: we are still the last great hope of Earth.

Therefore, when the U.N. or other pretentious “dumb-gentsia” group ranks the most “livable countries,” they should consider their ability to host such a spectacular spectacle.

Go USA!

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