我那辆改装过的“中年危机”卡罗拉,既快又狂野。
My midlife crisis Corolla is fast, furious, and modded

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为了庆祝 50 岁生日,Ky-Phong Tran 购买了一辆丰田 GR Corolla。这是一款高性能的“伪装”跑车,也是他向过去致敬的方式。这辆经过改装的涡轮增压 GR 绝非普通的通勤车,它代表了日本进口车文化的巅峰,而这种文化正是他 90 年代在南加州度过青春岁月的缩影。 回想起大学时期驾驶那辆心爱的 1989 年款本田 CRX 的日子,Tran 探讨了进口车圈子如何为亚裔美国人的身份认同提供了一片成长的土壤。除了机械层面,这种文化更是一种创造性的主张——那是一个“去你的,我就是我”的时代,亚裔美国青年在此创立了自己的企业、杂志和社区,有力地挑战了当时狭隘的媒体刻板印象。 Tran 对《速度与激情》系列电影表示失望,该系列虽然推广了这种美学,却抹去了运动的起源,并将亚裔角色贬低为反面形象。通过请 90 年代圈内传奇的越南裔美国技师为他现代的 Corolla 提供保养,Tran 跨越了过去与现在的鸿沟。归根结底,他的车不仅仅是一辆交通工具,更是一台时光机,让他得以重拾与那一代先驱英雄们的联系。

这篇 Hacker News 帖子讨论了一篇题为《我的中年危机卡罗拉:极速、狂野且经过改装》的文章。虽然部分用户表示丰田 GR Corolla 是他们的梦想之车,但评论区的主流观点却持强烈的批评态度。 许多读者认为作者的改装——特别是那种吵闹的“喷火”排气和重低音炮——属于哗众取宠且缺乏公德心,而非真正的性能提升。不少评论者指出,现代电动汽车在无需产生噪声污染的情况下,就能提供相当甚至更强的加速能力,因此他们将作者的改装行为斥为一种令人反感的博眼球举动。这场讨论凸显了汽车文化中存在的广泛分歧:一些人优先考虑机械参与感和“吵闹”的驾驶体验,而另一些人则看重实用性、低调以及对邻居的尊重。其他参与者分享了他们各自的“中年危机”替代方案,从安静的高性能电动车到修复老式自行车不等,这进一步印证了人们更倾向于选择实用主义或安静的高性能表现,而非引人注目的改装。
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原文

For my 50th birthday, I bought a Toyota Corolla.1

Wait. Did this guy really pick both the BEST-SELLING and MOST-BORING model of all time as his mid-life crisis car?

Well, yes. And no.

My gift to myself was a GR Corolla. It is polar cap white with gloss black Enkei wheels. Flared wheel wells give it a muscular silhouette. There’s a black spoiler in the back and in the front, a bulged hood with two black vents that make it snort like an angry bull when I accelerate. And yes I have “modded” it, or in layman’s terms, modified the stock components and tuned the engine. This is a major allure of Japanese import car culture and something Asian Americans are taught from birth: With hard work and ingenuity, you can become better.

So far I’ve: Added rain guard visors for all the windows. Installed a JBL amplifier and subwoofer. Spaced the wheels out with H&R spacers and lowered it on RS-R springs. But the biggest modification was installing a Borla ATAK catback exhaust. Now from the rear it looks like four black bazookas are hidden below the bumper and on start-up it sounds like a fire-breathing dragon.

Needless to say, this is not your aunt’s Corolla. GR is short for GAZOO Racing, Toyota’s motorsport and racing division. My GR Corolla is a full-fledged, bona fide sports car. Its 1.6 liter, 3-cylinder turbocharged 300-horse power engine is liter-for-liter one of the most powerful in the world. When I hit the gas, the car pulls hard and the engine buzzes as if it’s powered by a hive of killer bees. The reinforced frame is as taut as a newly welded bridge. And with all-wheel drive and brakes like vice clamps, it corners like a street cat chased by a pit bull. Of course it’s a stick shift.

In car slang, my GR Corolla is a “sleeper.” Those who know cars appreciate my understated taste. I get thumbs-ups from Mustang drivers and cool head nods from Challenger owners. My favorite is when kids at red lights ask me to rev the engine like I’m F1 driver Lewis Hamilton.

Probably a lot of my drive-by admirers are fans of the movie The Fast and the Furious, which celebrates the 25th anniversary of its debut this month. Fans of modified Japanese import cars, like me, have a love-hate relationship with the $7 billion Fast and Furious franchise. On one hand, the movies helped popularize modified Japanese cars. People all over the world fell in love with them and the import car culture, sometimes just called “the scene,” they publicized.

On the other hand, the movies left out so, so much of the story.

To truly understand why I bought a Corolla, you have to rewind to Southern California in the mid 1990s and early 2000s. There are a lot of names for this era, but I’m just gonna call it Peak Human Culture and Civilization because I’m biased but also because I’m right. People lived, for the most part, phone-free. The internet was nascent—a repository for flyers and magazines—and most websites looked like Tetris. To contact people, you paged cryptic codes to say “Good night” and “I love you.”

It was a simpler time. It was the best time.

Hip-hop music was bumping and still a little scary. R&B gave us the opportunity to hook up. The fashion was baggy everything for guys and short shorts, midriffs, and little backpacks for girls. The hair was outrageous. And the cars, especially Japanese import cars, had reached the pinnacle of automotive engineering. Car posters covered our bedroom walls and filled our dreams with Supras, 300ZXs, and EVOs.

During this era, I was in college at UCLA. I saved up and bought a red 1989 Honda CRX Si. It had two doors and room for two passengers. It also had a slick 5-speed manual transmission, peppy engine, and nimble steering. The triangular shaped hatchback sloped like an Egyptian pyramid, and the trunk lid featured an ingenious see-through window for better visibility. Little did I know that I was buying one of the most iconic car designs of all time.

That car got me to work and through college, and from the mountains of California to the border of Oregon. It probably helped me get girlfriends. It consoled me through breakups. It helped me move to the San Francisco Bay Area for my first grown-up job.

And then, stupidly, I sold it, and all the precious memories it carried in its chassis.2

Now when I hit a loopy freeway interchange at night and my GR Corolla carves through the turn, it’s 1996 and I’m cruising in my CRX, getting pho in San Gabriel or rushing to a flyer party at Naga in Long Beach. My old Alpine face-off stereo plays O.D.B. rapping on Mariah Carey’s “Fantasy.” The Pioneer subwoofer in the trunk thumps that iconic bass like a heartbeat. Of course, the sunroof is open. I’m 21 years old again, and the whole world is still in front of me.

That’s the magic of certain cars. A regular car takes you from place to place. A special car takes you back in time.

To be completely honest, I bought the CRX to fit in.

The ’90s import car scene was as diverse as Southern California. But there’s no doubt it started with Asian Americans (specifically Japanese Americans in the South Bay city of Gardena) who were influenced by modified car culture in Japan. Soon, Asian American kids all over the region were taking their inexpensive, underpowered 4-cylinder, front-wheel drive Honda Civics (our parents preferred Japanese reliability over American muscle) and turning them into street rockets.

Not only were they building race cars from scratch, they were also building one of my first experiences with a collective Asian American identity. One that wasn’t overtly about politics and activism, or immigration and assimilation. It was about Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Filipino, and Vietnamese American kids having a cool-looking, fast car and going to badass parties where the awful stereotype of Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles was shredded into rubber and obliterated by exhaust blasts.

At the time, the Asian Americans we saw in the mainstream media were negligible or offensive, especially for Vietnamese Americans like me. But in import car culture, I saw, for maybe the first time, Asian guys and Asian girls in a centered and even glamorous light.

It was an “F— You, I’m Me” vibe, and it resonates in me to this day.

We didn’t care if the American V-8 Chevy and Ford muscle car crowd made fun of us “ricers” and our “rice rockets.” We made our own cars and our own car shows. We raced each other and then got fast (with turbos, superchargers, and nitrous oxide) and then raced others. And we won. We published our own magazines, built our own businesses, and for good and bad, promoted our own outlaw street racer image and our own beauty standard. In those 1990s clubs and car shows, you could see and feel that Asian Americans weren’t assimilating culture. We were creating it.

The Fast and the Furious just picked up where we left off. Based on a 1998 Vibe magazine article about street racing import cars in New York, the producers decided to transplant the film to Southern California. But they got so many details glaringly wrong. In the film, the street races looked like street raves on major, four-wide roads packed with pedestrians. The races of our scene were clandestine, underground events in industrial, under-policed areas, where cars faced off mano a mano.

But the most egregious and inexcusable Hollywood crime to me is that The Fast and the Furious whitewashed Asian Americans, the creators of this world, out of starring roles. The Korean American actor Rick Yune appears in the movie, sure—but he plays the villain, Johnny Tran (no relation), a guy who hates Vin Diesel’s Dominic Toretto for a crime deal gone bad (understandable) and for sleeping with his sister (ditto). Of course, in a tradition that goes back to Madame Butterfly and Miss Saigon, Johnny Tran dies at the end, shot by the blonde-haired, blue-eyed hero, Paul Walker’s Brian O’Conner.

A few months ago, seeking a mechanic to mod my Corolla, I was referred to an auto shop in Garden Grove aka Little Saigon, California. The guy who sent me asked me, “Do you even know who’s working on your car?”

“No,” I replied.

He told me the name, and I Googled it.

Back in the ’90s, this Vietnamese American mechanic from Orange County (Johnny Tran’s cinematic stomping grounds) once had the fastest Honda Civic in the world. He even made history in 1997 when his EG hatchback became the first Civic to break the Chuck Yeager-esque sub-10-second barrier.3

This is unverifiable, but I’m convinced he was the real-life inspiration for Johnny Tran. A true OG of the import car scene modified my car with his own hands. What an honor, and what a connection to the past.

This import car story ends in a full poetic justice circle. As a pioneer and legend of the real-life import car scene, my mechanic wasn’t the villain. He was the hero. He was the fastest, and his car was the most furious.4

That’s the heart of my GR Corolla journey. Asian Americans created import car culture. We all deserve to be the hero of our own story.



Ky-Phong Tran is a Vietnamese American writer from Long Beach, California, whose nonfiction has appeared in the San Francisco Chronicle, the Orange County Register, Stranger’s Guide, Alta Journal, and Poets & Writers. He is a professional artist fellow with the Arts Council for Long Beach.


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