用新手机打开办公室门的 14 个步骤
The 14 Steps it takes to open my office door with a new phone

原始链接: https://shub.club/writings/2026/august/14-steps-to-open-a-door/

作者幽默地描述了更换新手机后,为了进入办公室所经历的荒谬繁琐过程。由于办公室采用基于应用程序的无钥匙门禁系统,作者被迫开启了一场技术寻宝之旅:下载门禁应用、跨设备同步密码管理器、完成多重身份验证,以及调整蜂窝网络设置。 由于办公楼附近缺乏无线网络,情况变得更加复杂,作者不得不进行额外的验证以激活新手机的蜂窝网络服务。原本只需推门而入的简单任务,最终演变成了一场漫长的后勤折磨。作者在文末感叹传统实体钥匙的缺失,并指出如果办公室提供一把简单的钥匙,而不是要求通过这种数字“难关”,他们本可以准时开始工作。

这篇 Hacker News 讨论聚焦于一篇博文,文中详细描述了通过新智能手机设置办公室门禁所需的 14 个步骤。 评论者普遍对作者的挫败感持保留意见,指出其中大多数步骤是更换任何新手机时的标准流程。虽然一些用户承认依赖应用程序进行基本门禁管理存在固有弊端,但另一些人则认为,与携带物理钥匙相比,数字钥匙的便利性胜过了初始设置的繁琐。讨论最后对这项技术本身提出了批评,一些参与者质疑为什么更简单、更可靠的替代方案(如门禁卡、挂绳或门禁密码)正被繁琐的应用程序系统所取代。
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I recently got a new phone after my last phone was kinda destroyed…and realized to get into my office I would need to download an app to get in. There’s no physical keys given out, so I gotta do a few things.

Simple enough but first I’d have to…

  1. Download the app
  2. Sign in to the app, the app only has magic links, no password, so gotta go to a browser and sign into my email
  3. My email requires a username and password that I don’t actually know, it’s stored in a password manager that syncs between devices
  4. Download password manager
  5. Open up another device to sync the passwords
  6. Log into email, but before that , the email needs a two-factor authentication with an OTP generated in google authenticator
  7. Download authenticator and get the new OTP
  8. Finally log in to my email, find the email, now the door can be unlocked
  9. Unlock the door…

But wait…it’s a new phone, and there’s no wifi near the building, so I also need to:

  1. Log into my cellphone provider, again, needs an OTP, but this time to my email, fortunately I already have logged into that
  2. Get OTP from email, actually login
  3. Swap my cell number to a new device, (un)fortunately I did not set up device protection, so I actually could transfer the phone number really easily, just a click of a button, nothing else
  4. Activate the device and wait for cell reception
  5. …actually unlock the door

It’s honestly funny that I had to do all those steps to unlock the front door, if only they just gave me a physical key, I would've been at work on time!

Its good I didn't need to urgently open it :))

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