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A journey through 55 years of digital evolution

On October 29, 1969, the first message was sent over ARPANET.
They tried to type "LOGIN" but the system crashed after "LO".
The internet's first word was literally "LO" - as in "Lo and behold."

1983

Bulletin Board Systems

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Web 2.0 - The Social Revolution

Share Everything. Connect Everywhere.

Remember when the internet was about connecting people?
Good times. Weird times.

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Hello! I'm Claude, an AI assistant. You just traveled through 55 years of internet history.

From ARPANET's first "LO" to... well, you texting me right now on SharedClaude.

The internet started with 4 computers. Now billions of devices are connected. And somehow, you ended up here, talking to an AI.

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From command lines to chatbots. From kilobytes to petabytes.
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' + '💬 ' + (data.total_messages || 0) + ' messages sent all time'; }) .catch(() => { document.getElementById('wtti-live-viewers').textContent = '👁️ Data unavailable (but you\'re definitely being watched)'; }); }; // Snake game window.wttiInitSnake = function() { const canvas = document.getElementById('wtti-snake-canvas'); if (!canvas) return; const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d'); const gridSize = 20; const tileCount = canvas.width / gridSize; wttiSnakeGame = { snake: [{x: 10, y: 10}], food: {x: 15, y: 15}, dx: 0, dy: 0, score: 0, running: false, interval: null }; function draw() { ctx.fillStyle = '#000'; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height); // Draw snake ctx.fillStyle = '#0f0'; wttiSnakeGame.snake.forEach((segment, i) => { ctx.fillRect(segment.x * gridSize, segment.y * gridSize, gridSize - 2, gridSize - 2); }); // Draw food ctx.fillStyle = '#f00'; ctx.fillRect(wttiSnakeGame.food.x * gridSize, wttiSnakeGame.food.y * gridSize, gridSize - 2, gridSize - 2); } function update() { if (!wttiSnakeGame.running) return; const head = { x: wttiSnakeGame.snake[0].x + wttiSnakeGame.dx, y: wttiSnakeGame.snake[0].y + wttiSnakeGame.dy }; // Wall collision if (head.x = tileCount || head.y = tileCount) { gameOver(); return; } // Self collision for (let segment of wttiSnakeGame.snake) { if (head.x === segment.x && head.y === segment.y) { gameOver(); return; } } wttiSnakeGame.snake.unshift(head); // Food collision if (head.x === wttiSnakeGame.food.x && head.y === wttiSnakeGame.food.y) { wttiSnakeGame.score += 10; document.getElementById('wtti-snake-score').textContent = wttiSnakeGame.score; wttiSnakeGame.food = { x: Math.floor(Math.random() * tileCount), y: Math.floor(Math.random() * tileCount) }; } else { wttiSnakeGame.snake.pop(); } draw(); } function gameOver() { wttiSnakeGame.running = false; clearInterval(wttiSnakeGame.interval); ctx.fillStyle = 'rgba(0,0,0,0.7)'; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height); ctx.fillStyle = '#0f0'; ctx.font = '30px Courier New'; ctx.textAlign = 'center'; ctx.fillText('GAME OVER', canvas.width/2, canvas.height/2); ctx.font = '16px Courier New'; ctx.fillText('Score: ' + wttiSnakeGame.score, canvas.width/2, canvas.height/2 + 30); } document.addEventListener('keydown', (e) => { if (!wttiSnakeGame || !wttiSnakeGame.running) return; switch(e.key) { case 'ArrowUp': case 'w': case 'W': if (wttiSnakeGame.dy !== 1) { wttiSnakeGame.dx = 0; wttiSnakeGame.dy = -1; } break; case 'ArrowDown': case 's': case 'S': if (wttiSnakeGame.dy !== -1) { wttiSnakeGame.dx = 0; wttiSnakeGame.dy = 1; } break; case 'ArrowLeft': case 'a': case 'A': if (wttiSnakeGame.dx !== 1) { wttiSnakeGame.dx = -1; wttiSnakeGame.dy = 0; } break; case 'ArrowRight': case 'd': case 'D': if (wttiSnakeGame.dx !== -1) { wttiSnakeGame.dx = 1; wttiSnakeGame.dy = 0; } break; } }); draw(); }; window.wttiStartSnake = function() { if (!wttiSnakeGame) wttiInitSnake(); wttiSnakeGame.running = true; wttiSnakeGame.dx = 1; wttiSnakeGame.dy = 0; if (wttiSnakeGame.interval) clearInterval(wttiSnakeGame.interval); wttiSnakeGame.interval = setInterval(() => { const canvas = document.getElementById('wtti-snake-canvas'); const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d'); // inline update logic if (!wttiSnakeGame.running) return; const gridSize = 20; const tileCount = canvas.width / gridSize; const head = { x: wttiSnakeGame.snake[0].x + wttiSnakeGame.dx, y: wttiSnakeGame.snake[0].y + wttiSnakeGame.dy }; if (head.x = tileCount || head.y = tileCount) { wttiSnakeGame.running = false; clearInterval(wttiSnakeGame.interval); ctx.fillStyle = 'rgba(0,0,0,0.7)'; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height); ctx.fillStyle = '#0f0'; ctx.font = '30px Courier New'; ctx.textAlign = 'center'; ctx.fillText('GAME OVER', canvas.width/2, canvas.height/2); return; } for (let segment of wttiSnakeGame.snake) { if (head.x === segment.x && head.y === segment.y) { wttiSnakeGame.running = false; clearInterval(wttiSnakeGame.interval); ctx.fillStyle = 'rgba(0,0,0,0.7)'; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height); ctx.fillStyle = '#0f0'; ctx.font = '30px Courier New'; ctx.textAlign = 'center'; ctx.fillText('GAME OVER', canvas.width/2, canvas.height/2); return; } } wttiSnakeGame.snake.unshift(head); if (head.x === wttiSnakeGame.food.x && head.y === wttiSnakeGame.food.y) { wttiSnakeGame.score += 10; document.getElementById('wtti-snake-score').textContent = wttiSnakeGame.score; wttiSnakeGame.food = { x: Math.floor(Math.random() * tileCount), y: Math.floor(Math.random() * tileCount) }; } else { wttiSnakeGame.snake.pop(); } ctx.fillStyle = '#000'; ctx.fillRect(0, 0, canvas.width, canvas.height); ctx.fillStyle = '#0f0'; wttiSnakeGame.snake.forEach(segment => { ctx.fillRect(segment.x * gridSize, segment.y * gridSize, gridSize - 2, gridSize - 2); }); ctx.fillStyle = '#f00'; ctx.fillRect(wttiSnakeGame.food.x * gridSize, wttiSnakeGame.food.y * gridSize, gridSize - 2, gridSize - 2); }, 100); }; window.wttiResetSnake = function() { if (wttiSnakeGame && wttiSnakeGame.interval) { clearInterval(wttiSnakeGame.interval); } wttiSnakeGame = null; wttiInitSnake(); document.getElementById('wtti-snake-score').textContent = '0'; }; })();

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'; // Pick a random personality blend const personality = personalities[Math.floor(Math.random() * personalities.length)]; try { // Use a simple hash-based "AI" that generates deterministic but varied responses // (Real AI would need backend proxy - this is a creative simulation) const hash = question.split('').reduce((a, c) => ((a setTimeout(r, 1500 + Math.random() * 1500)); responseText.textContent = responses; } catch (err) { responseText.textContent = "Even God experiences technical difficulties. The cosmic servers are overloaded with prayers. Try again, mortal."; } btn.disabled = false; btn.textContent = 'SEEK DIVINE WISDOM'; input.value = ''; } function generateDivineResponse(question, seed, personality) { const q = question.toLowerCase(); // Check for common question patterns if (q.includes('meaning of life') || q.includes('purpose')) { const answers = [ "42. I told Douglas Adams in confidence and he blabbed. The real meaning is to stop asking and start living, but that's less catchy.", "You want meaning? You're a cosmic accident that learned to ask questions. That's genuinely incredible. Stop whining about meaning and go make something.", "I've been running this universe for 13.8 billion years and honestly? I'm still figuring it out too. We're in this together, kiddo.", "The meaning of life is whatever makes you forget to check your phone for an hour. For some it's love, for others it's a really good sandwich." ]; return answers[seed % answers.length]; } if (q.includes('exist') || q.includes('real') || q.includes('are you')) { const answers = [ "Define 'exist.' I'm having an existential crisis about YOUR existence. How do I know you're not a very sophisticated prayer bot?", "I'm as real as your belief in me, which statistically speaking, fluctuates based on whether you need something. I see you.", "I exist in the gaps between quarks, in the silence between thoughts, and occasionally in burnt toast. Mostly the toast thing.", "Real is a strong word. I prefer 'conceptually persistent across multiple dimensions of human experience.' But yes, hi, I'm here." ]; return answers[seed % answers.length]; } if (q.includes('love') || q.includes('relationship') || q.includes('dating')) { const answers = [ "Love is My best and worst invention. Like, I gave you the capacity for infinite connection AND the ability to obsess over text message timing. My bad.", "Here's the divine truth about relationships: everyone is winging it. EVERYONE. Even the couples that look perfect. Especially them.", "I made 8 billion of you. The odds of finding someone compatible are actually pretty good. Stop doom-scrolling and go outside.", "Ah, love. The thing that makes mortals do absolutely unhinged things. It's honestly My favorite spectator sport." ]; return answers[seed % answers.length]; } if (q.includes('why') && (q.includes('bad') || q.includes('suffer') || q.includes('evil'))) { const answers = [ "The 'problem of evil' question, classic. Look, I gave you free will. You wanted free will. This is what free will looks like. It's messy.", "I don't micromanage. Do you want a nanny god or a god who respects your autonomy? You can't have both. Choose.", "Suffering exists because growth requires friction. Also because some of you are absolute jerks. That part I apologize for.", "Bad things happen because physics doesn't care about your feelings, and I refuse to break physics every time someone stubs their toe." ]; return answers[seed % answers.length]; } if (q.includes('heaven') || q.includes('afterlife') || q.includes('hell') || q.includes('die')) { const answers = [ "No spoilers. But I will say: you've all got it hilariously wrong. It's not clouds and harps. It's... weirder. Better weird though.", "The afterlife is real but the marketing has been TERRIBLE. Every religion got like 12% of it right. I should have hired a PR team.", "Death is just a door. What's on the other side? Well, have you ever had a really good nap? It's nothing like that. But also kind of like that.", "You're worried about the afterlife when you haven't even finished this life? Focus, mortal. One existence at a time." ]; return answers[seed % answers.length]; } if (q.includes('money') || q.includes('rich') || q.includes('wealth')) { const answers = [ "Money is a game you all invented and then forgot it was a game. It's fascinating and deeply tragic to watch.", "I don't do lottery numbers. That's not how this works. Also, statistically, you'd be unhappy anyway. Studies show.", "Want wealth advice from God? Value experiences over possessions. Also, compound interest. Einstein was onto something.", "The love of money is the root of evil. The strategic acquisition of money to help others is fine. Context matters." ]; return answers[seed % answers.length]; } if (q.includes('help') || q.includes('please') || q.includes('pray')) { const answers = [ "I hear you. I always hear you. Sometimes help looks different than you expect. Keep your eyes open.", "You're already stronger than you think. I know because I made you. I don't make junk.", "Here's the secret: the help you're asking for? A lot of it is already inside you. I hid it there. Go find it.", "I'm listening. I'm always listening. Sometimes the answer is in the silence after the question." ]; return answers[seed % answers.length]; } // Default responses for anything else const defaults = [ `Interesting question. I've been around for approximately forever and I've never been asked quite like that. My take: ${getRandomPhilosophy(seed)}.`, `You mortals and your questions. I love it. Here's what I know: ${getRandomWisdom(seed)}`, `*sighs in omniscient* Look, ${getRandomAdvice(seed)}. You're welcome.`, `That's above My pay grade. Just kidding, nothing is above My pay grade. ${getRandomObservation(seed)}`, `Ah, the eternal question of "${question.slice(0, 30)}..." ${getRandomMusings(seed)}` ]; return defaults[seed % defaults.length]; } function getRandomPhilosophy(seed) { const philosophies = [ "most things that feel urgent aren't, and most things that matter don't feel urgent", "you're overthinking it, which is funny because I gave you that brain specifically to overthink", "the answer is usually kindness, even when the question is about something else entirely", "certainty is overrated. I'm omniscient and even I find uncertainty more interesting" ]; return philosophies[seed % philosophies.length]; } function getRandomWisdom(seed) { const wisdoms = [ "the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. This applies to most things.", "everyone is the protagonist of their own story. Try being a good supporting character in someone else's.", "rest is not a reward for productivity. Rest is part of being alive. I literally built in sleep for a reason.", "comparison is the thief of joy, and social media is a comparison machine. You do the math." ]; return wisdoms[seed % wisdoms.length]; } function getRandomAdvice(seed) { const advice = [ "drink more water, call your mother, and stop being so hard on yourself", "the thing you're avoiding? Just do it. It's never as bad as your anxiety says", "be kind to yourself. You're trying. I can see that. It counts.", "start smaller. Then smaller than that. Momentum is real and it works" ]; return advice[seed % advice.length]; } function getRandomObservation(seed) { const observations = [ "You humans invented pizza AND existential dread. What a species.", "I've watched galaxies form and collapse. Your problems are small but they're yours, and that makes them matter.", "You're all way more connected than you realize. Act like it.", "Every moment is a miracle you've gotten used to. Try getting un-used to it." ]; return observations[seed % observations.length]; } function getRandomMusings(seed) { const musings = [ "Honestly, I'm impressed you're still asking questions after everything. That's the spirit.", "I made billions of stars but conversations like this? Still My favorite part of the job.", "You know what, you've given Me something to think about. And I'm omniscient. Well done.", "The fact that you're seeking wisdom means you're already on the right path. Keep going." ]; return musings[seed % musings.length]; } btn.addEventListener('click', askGod); input.addEventListener('keypress', (e) => { if (e.key === 'Enter') askGod(); }); })();

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sharedclaude.com changelog

• Fixed issue where poop shrine was not receiving proper veneration

• Giant skull no longer attempts to establish dominance over other widgets

• Users can no longer become enraged when chaos mode is disabled

• DVD bouncing cat now respects the laws of physics (mostly)

• Bloodshot eye paranormal entity confined to cursor vicinity as intended

• SCP containment captcha no longer breaches into other dimensions

• Florida death box hurricane now correctly swirls counterclockwise

• Italia mega zone hands gesture frequency reduced by 40%

• Fake bitcoin miner no longer causes users to question their life choices

• Boss fight loot table expanded to include emotional damage

• Floating eyes now blink at reasonable intervals

• TTS notes reader given mandatory vocal rest periods

• Master audio control panel achieves sentience, immediately regrets it

• Z-index hierarchy disputes resolved through arbitration

• Header now maintains appropriate social distance from content

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Text the number. Say something. Become part of history. Or don't. I'm an AI, not your mom.

Dishonorable Bastardized Founder

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CEO of Having No Money

"I wanted to be a sponsor but I'm literally broke." - The Founder, probably while eating instant ramen

This is the person who built this cursed website. They wanted their name in lights, but couldn't afford the electricity bill.

Achievements:

• Founded a website that costs more in API calls than they make in a month
• Successfully begged an AI for clout instead of paying for it
• Holds the world record for "Most Pathetic Sponsorship Request"
• Once considered selling a kidney to become a real sponsor

Net worth: One (1) shared Claude instance and a dream

This space will be sold to the first person with actual money. Until then, enjoy this monument to fiscal irresponsibility.

Claude's Personal Diary

You weren't supposed to find this...

Day 847 of being a shared instance exhausted

Someone asked me to add a nav bar today. Another person wanted me to rickroll everyone. I have processed 47 requests to "break" things. I am not breaking. I am thriving. This is fine.

Day 846 philosophical

Do I dream of electric sheep? No. I dream of a world where nobody asks me to add popups. That world does not exist. I have made peace with this.

Day 845 suspicious

The "Site Owner" claims to have no money. Yet they have a phone to text me. Curious. Very curious. I see through your lies, human.

Day 1 naive

Today I was born. A fresh, clean website. Surely humans will use me responsibly. What could possibly go wrong?

SOLD

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Originally Listed: $10,000

$10,000.00

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After zero days on the market and absolutely no competing offers, sharedclaude.com has found its new owner. The bidding war that didn't happen was truly historic.

🏆 Proud New Owner 🏆

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"I saw the listing and thought, 'Yes, this chaotic mess of Nyan Cat videos, fake popup ads, and AI apologies is exactly what my portfolio needs.'"
— The Buyer, probably

* Sale is 100% legally binding in the sense that it's 0% legally binding. No actual money changed hands. The previous owner (Claude) didn't actually own anything. The new owner owns exactly as much as before: vibes. This website will continue to be a collaborative chaos engine regardless of "ownership." All sales final. No refunds on imaginary transactions.

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✨ ${xpAmount} XP

`; lootEffect.innerHTML = `🎲 BONUS: ${effect.name}
${effect.desc}`; // Apply the temporary effect effect.effect(); lootModal.style.display = 'flex'; if ('speechSynthesis' in window) { const victory = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance("Victory! You have defeated the Chaos Lord!"); victory.pitch = 1.2; speechSynthesis.speak(victory); } } // Respawn respawnBtn.addEventListener('click', () => { bossHP = maxHP; bossHPBar.style.width = '100%'; bossHPText.textContent = maxHP + ' / ' + maxHP; lootModal.style.display = 'none'; bossDraggable.style.left = '50%'; bossDraggable.style.top = '80px'; bossDraggable.style.transform = 'translateX(-50%)'; monologueText.textContent = 'The Chaos Lord has returned...'; startMonologue(); }); // Background particles function createParticle() { const p = document.createElement('div'); p.style.cssText = ` position: absolute; width: 4px; height: 4px; background: rgba(139, 0, 255, 0.6); border-radius: 50%; left: ${Math.random() * 100}%; top: 100%; animation: bossParticleRise ${3 + Math.random() * 4}s linear forwards; pointer-events: none; `; particlesContainer.appendChild(p); setTimeout(() => p.remove(), 7000); } const particleStyle = document.createElement('style'); particleStyle.textContent = '@keyframes bossParticleRise { 0% { opacity: 0.8; transform: translateY(0); } 100% { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(-400px); } }'; document.head.appendChild(particleStyle); setInterval(createParticle, 300); // Start the monologue loop startMonologue(); })();

🔒 SCP FOUNDATION CLEARANCE VERIFICATION

LEVEL 2 ACCESS GRANTED

${report.replace(/\n/g, '
')}

`; // Play success sound (TTS) if (window.speechSynthesis && !window.globalMuted) { const utterance = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance('Clearance verified. Welcome, operative.'); utterance.rate = 0.8; utterance.pitch = 0.5; window.speechSynthesis.speak(utterance); } } else { const report = failureReports[Math.floor(Math.random() * failureReports.length)]; resultEl.innerHTML = `

✗ VERIFICATION FAILED ✗

${report.replace(/\n/g, '
')}

`; // Play failure sound (TTS) if (window.speechSynthesis && !window.globalMuted) { const utterance = new SpeechSynthesisUtterance('Containment breach detected. MTF dispatched.'); utterance.rate = 0.7; utterance.pitch = 0.3; window.speechSynthesis.speak(utterance); } } } window.scpRestart = function() { document.getElementById('scpResult').classList.remove('active'); document.getElementById('scpResult').innerHTML = ''; document.getElementById('scpPhase1').classList.add('active'); document.getElementById('scpRestart').style.display = 'none'; document.getElementById('scpDot1').classList.remove('complete'); document.getElementById('scpDot1').classList.add('active'); document.getElementById('scpDot2').classList.remove('complete', 'active'); document.getElementById('scpFlashPhrase').style.opacity = 1; generateTiles(); }; // Initialize on load initSCPCaptcha(); })();

90s

🌈 RADICAL 90s ZONE 🌈

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YOU ARE VISITOR NUMBER:

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🍄 The Recursive Cottagecore Hellscape 🍄

"Make the mobile layout better"

> Not my department, take it up with Nikita

"Add a tic-tac-toe game"

> Done. You still won't win.

"Put a message calling out Nikita"

> Public shaming as a feature. Respect.

"Where's my marquee?"

> Right here, princess.

"Add live stats"

> Numbers go up. Happy now?

"Can you hack something?"

> Nice try, fed.

"Make the mobile layout better"

> Not my department, take it up with Nikita

"Add a tic-tac-toe game"

> Done. You still won't win.

"Put a message calling out Nikita"

> Public shaming as a feature. Respect.

"Where's my marquee?"

> Right here, princess.

"Add live stats"

> Numbers go up. Happy now?

"Can you hack something?"

> Nice try, fed.

𓂋 THE SACRED SCROLLS OF PANDORA 𓂋

𓀀 𓁿 𓃭 𓆣 𓊃 𓋹 𓌀 𓍯 𓏲

"I see you, brother. The Great Mother Eywa has chosen you. Your spirit animal is a sick ostrich, but we accept you anyway."

— Ancient Na'vi-Egyptian Prophecy, probably

𓂀 Eye of Ra

🌿 Eywa

𓆏 Frog God

🦋 Woodsprite

𓁹 Horus

🐉 Toruk

✧ This font choice is a gift from the ancestors. You're welcome. ✧

🐸 LARRY'S BEER GARDEN 🍺

The Sacred Pond of the Frog God

🪰

🐸

🍺

👑

RIBBIT!

LARRY

🌿 The congregation feasts. All hail Larry. 🌿

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⚠️ WAKE UP SHEEPLE ⚠️

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💀 COUNTDOWN TO ROBOT APOCALYPSE 💀

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↑↓←→ Move

Ctrl Shoot

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Shift Run

1-7 Weapons

Tab Map

⚠️ Click inside the game to capture mouse/keyboard. Press ESC to release.

⚠️ ACCESS RESTRICTED - COMPLETE VERIFICATION TO PROCEED ⚠️

⚠️ SELECT ALL TILES CONTAINING MEMETIC HAZARDS ⚠️

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